Buying an NFT Wedding Gift for my Fiancé

What does every girl want? Exactly, a Non-Fungible Token.

See this one below? It was slightly too expensive with the transaction fee. So I got the screenshot of it instead.

Since I am soon to be married and settled here in the United Kingdom (assuming our grace is with the Queen’s will for me to not be deported after six months), I thought I should celebrate by getting my fiancé something truly inspiring.

The first thing I did was type in wedding and the top photo was the clear winner of the lot. An older painting photoshopped into a modern lounge, a very tasteful image.

A second contender was the following, which populated when I searched for “rings.”

Here was a bit of a cooler more stylish image, which I would have bought, but it required WETH instead of ETH, and I wasn’t about to pay a transaction fee to get it converted! So the search continued.

I was clicking around for hours, looking for the right gift. What would be perfect for my bride-to-be? What could be stylish enough, beautiful enough, but more importantly, just right for the occassion?

Soon, I had found it. The perfect NFT. The perfect Non-fungible token to ensure our eternal bliss: click here


Here it was. The ideal moving image. “Jordan Peterson on Benzos,” by “Drugs”

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Created by Drugs

Jordan Peterson has been forced to pursue “emergency” drug detox treatment in Russia after getting hooked on highly addictive psychoactive anti-anxiety drugs, his daughter has said.

The Canadian psychologist, who has attracted a substantial following, has withdrawn from the public eye due to his spiraling addiction to benzodiazepines.

Withdrawal symptoms of benzodiazepines, which include Valium, Xanex [sp.] and others, include acute anxiety, panic attacks, vomiting, insomnia, muscle twitches, headaches, paranoia, memory loss and in the most extreme instances seizures which can cause death. […]

Absolutely lovely, a stunning piece of digital art, and a timely reminder of the perils of being on the crest of the philosophical wave. Thank you Jordan and thank you NFT creator “Drugs” for making this possible, and of course, all the crypto nerds as well.